Survivor: Kaôh Rōng is underway and so are the Inside Survivor Power Rankings. Each week, I (Martin “Redmond” Holmes) will test my mettle against Survivor veteran Kelley Wentworth.
In Round 9, Kelley and Martin both received 10 points (5 for ranking Debbie in 5th place and 5 bonus points each for Scot receiving votes). Martin still leads overall with 96 points, and Kelley follows closely behind with 91 points.
The Rules
Each week the power rankers will create separate rankings based on least likely to most likely to be eliminated. The ranking of the player who is voted out of the next episode will determine the number of points the three rankers will earn. For example, if Joe was voted out in Episode 10, Martin would receive 4 points and Kelley would receive 7 points. At the end of the season, the person with the most points will be named the Survivor: Kaôh Rōng Power Rankings Champion.
Bonuses:
If the player ranked in 1st place finds an idol you gain 10 points.
If the player ranked in last place isn’t eliminated but receives a vote(s) against them you gain 5 points.
If the player ranked in 1st place wins individual immunity you gain 10 points (post-merge).
Survivor: Kaôh Rōng Power Rankings Round 10
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| Score: 91 @KELLEYWENTWORTH |
Score: 96 @REDMONDSURVIVOR |
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| 1. Can smell bulls**t from a mile away. And there’s a lot of bulls**t this season. | 1. The Great Adventures of Slick Cyd. |
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| 2. Move, b***h, get out the way, Aubry’s gonna run you over one day. | 2. Luciano. Soprano. Bracco. |
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| 3. *Thinks about what to write for Michele* ……….. *still thinking* ……….. Has really pretty eyes. | 3. Pankhurst. Steinem. Fitzgerald. |
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| 4. Even angels have a little bit of devil in them. | 4. Maybe his strategy lies in the flames like Stannis Baratheon. |
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| 5. Caught with her hand in everyone’s cookie jar. | 5. Why did Mark the Chicken cross the road? To get away from Jason and Scot. #FollowTheChicken |
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| 6. Flashing his idol like a hundred dollar bill in a strip club. | 6. Wait a minute… there’s more Jeff! For my next trick I’m gonna make these jury votes disappear! |
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| 7. Basically a palm tree. | 7. Didn’t your parents warn you not to play in traffic? |
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| 8. When in doubt, put the fire out. | 8. “I’ll pee in the rice. I’ll pee in the beans. I’ll burn the shelter to the ground.” It’s a good look and it’s worked well before… |
Agree? Disagree? Let Kelley and Martin know on Twitter.
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Where is Mark the chicken?
I would have put 1. Aubry 2. Michele 3. Joe 4. Tai 5. Julia 6. Jason. 7. Cydney 8. Scot.
1. Michele
2. Cydney
3. Julia
4. Jason
5. Tai
6. Scot
7. Joe
8. Aubry
I love the hilarious captions you guys come up for these. You don’t take them seriously at all and it’s great.
“Basically a palm tree” – dead. Kelley, you’re best work yet.