Ah, the family visits. Between the tears and hugs, casuals, once again, took the time to tell us all about what they think.
The tl;dr version of the comments this week is that: 1) Ken is still hot, but less desirable because he talked finally. 2) Adam’s tears were mostly for show. 3) Sunday, Will, and Bret are entirely useless and don’t deserve to be in the game. 4) the aforementioned three are guaranteed to be 2 of the 3 sitting at the FTC.
Well, now that I’ve gotten that out of the way, I can actually get to the comments that weren’t exhausting and painful to read through (yes, people are still pissed at Burnett for not releasing the Apprentice tapes).
This, folks, is the definition of irony.
Hmm, this is an interesting concept. That’s definitely something new. Oh, wait, except that’s how we built AN ENTIRE CAST a year ago.
Speaking of Second Chances…
Well, Bayon must’ve been a far livelier camp outside of the edit.
Loved her so much they can’t remember her name.
That poor goat. We never knew if they actually found it. I, for one, don’t know why people keep talking about how livestock should strategize.
I still wonder how anyone can have a legitimately developed opinion on Sunday as a player.
*raises hand* I’m sure it’s the hopes and dreams of middle-aged women and starstruck gay guys everywhere.
Please, slowly step away from the keyboard. For all of us.
Let me answer your question with a question. How many casuals does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Answer: 3,197,338. One to screw it in, and 3,197,337 to complain about it on Facebook.
We have a hugger, ladies and gentlemen! If you think the family visits are mean, I’d really like to hear how you feel about Colton, Na Onka, and Russell Hantz.
I take pride in my work, thanks for noticing.
(Caryn voice) This is a revelation!
Which Bob? The one who spent a drunken night in a toilet or the one who wore a very skimpy red get-up to an immunity challenge?
And now, my favorite comment of the week:
Be right back. Just gonna go blow my most recent paycheck on this artifact.
P.S. I’m sure the Survivor finale party in bumble, AK was a real riot though